As dawn broke over the land, the trumpets sounded, and the forest nymphs danced gleefully as all the animals gathered to watch. For today is a special day. The wait is over. All the earth joins in celebration.Today is the day I see my plastic surgeon to schedule part two of my reconstruction.*
You will have to pardon the drama. You see, I am very lucky to have a such a wonderful surgeon that spends lots of time abroad lecturing, working, doing missionary work, racking up frequent flyer miles, etc. He is a fabulous man. I have the utmost respect for him.
But if he does not schedule this long awaited final surgery, I will force him to surrender his passport until it is on the schedule. End of story. No excuses.
*Boobie update to follow.
