Dear Diary,Today was a very special day. I finally got to see my
primary care doctor.
Doesn't it seem like weeks ago I was annoyed that I could not see my primary care doctor? Oh wait, it was. Well, wait no longer. Apparently my symptoms are bizarre which leads her to believe it might be stress or worry related. To put my mind at ease and protect herself from a malpractice suit, she ordered up a battery of tests. I never thought I'd say this, but I am so happy! If nothing else, we'll find out that I am crazy, dellusional, and pathological. That's totally treatable.
Actually, she told me she was glad I came in to follow up after treatment. She wants to be sure we take a look at everything and give me peace of mind that I truly do have the all clear. She is very thorough and very caring. This is why I and half the general population remain patients; however, in my case, a patient with no patience.
Oh, and for the person who repeatedly came here from this search, sorry to disappoint you. I hope you found this site equally as entertaining.