10. An extra 45 minutes of sleep in the morning
9. Less time in the shower = water conservation
8. No time consuming trips to the salon means more free time
7. No expensive hair products means more money for really good coffee
6. I could wear a different color hair everyday and not damage my own hair
5. No more bad hair days (only bad hat days)
4. No worries of hat hair when I take my hat off
3. It is easier to spot the familial resemblances to my father
2. No one has to guess which of the Stooges I am trying to impersonate
1. When it grows back I’ll actually know my natural hair color
